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Dracula's Tomb Complete the Dracula Tomb's mission.

...and despair! Use the Accomploshrine 725 times

Secret Notes 15 Hint: **l*** **ff

I Conquered All Beat All S.T.A.R. Lab Missions (Excluding DLC)

Secret Notes 9 Hint: H*****

Every Trick in the Book Complete all combat mastery goals listed on the Stats page.

True Wealth Gain 250,000 Lifetime Happiness on one Sim.

Peer Reviewed Complete a Multiplayer Challenge

Sim Champion Earn 12 Gold Medals from Simulator Missions.

Poets of Possum Springs A blueness, a youness, a dankness, a thankness.

Woah No, UFO! Let a Woah Block get blasted by a UFO!

Seeking Refuge Complete 10 Favors for people in The Whitespring Refuge

At The End Of Everything Well, that was weird.

The Walking Bread Finish a Story level with exactly 1% edibility

Master Architect Build a home of at least §350,000 property value on a large lot.

Critical Hit Complete the game in Tactician mode.

A Deal Sealed With Blood Find and use a Spirit Forge.

Palerunner Phase shift for 3 seconds

Trophy Hunter Collect all bronze, silver and gold trophies

Super Dupe Duplicate an item at the Super Duper

Hammer of Fate Champion Won 10 games on Hammer of Infinite Fate maps - ranked or vs. the Brütal AI.

Child Prodigy Complete a Lifetime Wish before becoming a Young Adult.

Wrecked Someday, some other saturation diver may come and find your remains

Lost with All Hands Confirm for yourself that both escape routes failed the crew of the Beira D

Giga Rider You rode on the back of a Giganotosaurus!

Two Point Bounty Earn 10,000 Kudosh

Unbelievably Boring F**k Say 7 incredibly boring things

Won’t Wait Forever "You were just trying to do right by me."

Enshrouding Complete the game by sinking into the comforting embrace of what you sought all along

I Don’t Know What I Expected Deconstruct a resource

Instrumental Spend 1,000,000 studs or more on instruments

The Mid-Zone Crossing Gain access to the Mid-Zone, and escape from there to the Auto Shop

Hack the Planet! Find Oppy’s secret hideaway in the Auto Shop, and deliver the hard drive she stashed in there to Francis and Tobias

What's In This, Anyway? Apply stat modifications to 5 different heroes using the Laboratory.

Devious Paralyze the same creature 5 times without killing it.

Pyromaniac Get an insurance check for over §15,000 after using the Firestorm Karma Power.

Patience, Young One Play 3 Storm abilities with activated Next Turn bonuses on the same turn.

Scrivener of Tales Expended ten memoria in story mode.

The Reviler Become a public menace.

Fan-TASTIC Get 1,000,000 fans

Flawless Groove Score 100% notes hit as a Bassist

TV Dinner Break the TV

Double Trouble Play a Toy Box Game with 2 players.

The Finisher Perform all Fatalities and Heroic Brutalities

Uberchallenging Complete 150 Challenges.

Miracle Rats Hope springs, rats multiply.

America’s Playground Lead and complete “Tax Evasion” and “The Most Sensational Game”

His Father's Son Defeat Alexandar in Fort Joy

She Fetches at the Thrapple Run out of oxygen while off the umbilical

It's All Connected Modify 5 general missions using the Whisper Web.